Genetically Engineered Only! Monday, May 21 2007 

Every form of life is being genetically engineered today. Humans are playing the video game of life!

Cows are being genetically engineered to produce more milk.
Chickens are being genetically engineered to produce more meat.
Sheeps are being genetically engineered to produce more wool.
Plants are being genetically engineered to produce more fruits and vegetables.
Bacteria are being genetically engineered to manufacture hormones and what not…
Carrots are being engineered to taste like rabbits. Rabbits are being engineered to look like carrots.

How about Humans ? Can we genetically engineer humans to have more sense? :-)

Well, Humans will be genetically engineered too. Not to have more sense. But to have more IQ, a beautiful perfect look, prevent all genetic diseases, have a great physique. In other words to produce better super humans who are more productive(?), attractive, well built, than normal (non-genetic engineered) humans.

Given this trend and assuming that in the future Genetically engineered humans will be a common trend. Since genetically engineered humans are more productive, less prone to diseases (?), more intelligent (?), more beautiful… whatever they claim… we might have ads something like this for vacancies…

Software developers required. Qualifications: Engineering graduates. Genetically Engineered only please..

For a beauty contest, contestants required. Genetically engineered only please, No silicon implants, bcos if you are Genetically Engineered you dont need one…

For army: Soldiers required. Genetically engineered only please….

Hmm.. looks like a different kind of racism will start after that between GE (Genetically engineered) and non GE versions of humans. Non-genetically engineered natural humans will demand reservations for them in all sectors. They will move to the courts and demand that a non GE judge hear their case, there by requiring the justice department to hire a new natural judge!

There will be slogans by natural humans against GE humans like ‘We created you. We are the originals. You are duplicates. We are natural. You are artificial.’

What about mixed humans -The natural offsprings of GE humans?. Well, they will be declared to be equivalent to their parents because of the genetic superiority of their parents. Some of these GE offsprings will also fight for the cause of natural humans, as they will see their great grand parents in these natural humans.

Those natural humans who are against the concept of going against nature will continue to have natural children. There will be competitions to prove the superiority of GE humans over natural humans and vice versa. The results will be mixed ones. Statistics will be collected. Only in terms of beauty contests it will be observed that GE humans are clear winners. In all other categories there will be mixed results leading to experts analysis which conclude that its the surroundings and growth environment that matters ultimately. But the supporters of GE demand that more funds be allocated to do research to improvise on GE technology.

How about races after that? We wont be able to distinguish the races of genetically engineered humans. For a GE we cant say whether he/she is a mongoloid or arabic or african. They will become raceless as their genetic fingerprints have vanished! Tracking human ancestry based on genetic fingerprint will not be possible for GE humans. Even criminal laws will have to be changed as DNA finger print cannot be used to specify parents of GE humans!

Well I do suggest that GE humans can have a particular genetic code in their genes indicating their natural race, if at all if they have one!

Please note that all those who are reading this article in the era in which this article was written by me are natural humans. My suggestion to you. Be Natural, Live Naturally, simply because, you are already born and hence cannot be Genetically Engineered!

For all those who are worried about the GE human trend, well, one day during the natural meiosis process of creating a baby, which of course will be a natural human, the homologous chromosomes during the crossing-over phase, do something very weird, a kind of crossing over that has never happened in human history till date, giving rise to a super human, i.e a super non-GE natural human who is much more superior than the GE humans and can take over them easily to defend the natural human race. He will be the ultimate saviour of natural humans. He will be Superman + Spiderman + Batman + Heman + Doberman…..

Waiting for the creation of this super natural human? Well, then who the hell do you think I am?

Janabe Ali Friday, May 11 2007 

I was rolling on the floor laughing watching this wonderful funny interview of technologists by the great Ali G. I had watched some funny videos of Ali-G when I was in UK.

Please please please dont miss this, the real fun is towards the end of the video. Enjoy it.

Sri Krishna Sandhana Friday, Mar 30 2007 

A very funny video of a drama practice in Kannada. If you know kannada you will definitely enjoy this wonderful humorous Video. Please do not forget to rate the video by clicking on the stars above the download tag on the right hand side, so that even others who search for funny videos dont miss it.

ಶ್ರೀ ಕ್ರಷ್ಣ ಸಂಧಾನ ನಾಟಕದ ಅಭ್ಯಾಸವನ್ನೇ ಒಂದು ನಾಟಕವನ್ನಾಗಿ ಮಾಡಿ ಅದರಲ್ಲಿ ಹಾಸ್ಯ ಸನ್ನಿವೇಶಗಳನ್ನು ತುಂಬಿ ಈ ವಿಶಿಷ್ಟ ನಾಟಕ ಪ್ರಯೋಗ ಮಾಡಲಾಗಿದೆ. ನೋಡ್ತಾ ಇದ್ದರೆ ನಕ್ಕೂ ನಕ್ಕೂ ಸುಸ್ತಾಗ್ತೀರಿ

ನೋಡಿ, ಮಸ್ತ್ ಮಜಾ ಮಾಡಿ

ನಿಜಕ್ಕೂ ಬಹಳ ಬೊಂಬಾಟಾಗಿದೆ ಕಣ್ರೀ ;-)

ಗಮನಿಸಿ: ಭಾಗ ೧ ಅಷ್ಟೊಂದು ಮಜಾ ಇಲ್ಲ, ಬೇಕಿದ್ರೆ ಅದನ್ನ ಎಗರಿಸಿ

ಭಾಗ ೧ http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2825489823057723599

ಭಾಗ ೨ http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2050170128071471438

ಭಾಗ ೩ http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1305017522477168088

ಭಾಗ ೪ http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4640443690874195947

American Intelligence!! Thursday, Mar 15 2007 

I rolled all over the floor watching this video at my workplace today. My God! See how intelligent americans are.. bihar looks like a better bet for me now.. ;)

Just an example of what you are going to watch in this super funny video

An american is asked to name a country that starts with ‘U’, and the answer is Yugoslavia !!!

Enjoy the fun, have a good day watching the other side of the coin or moon or whatever it is…

http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2007/clever-americans-p1.php

Kissing – A risky business?? Tuesday, Mar 13 2007 

 I read this article about researchers being able to store ‘E=mc2 1905′ in a bacterial DNA. Genetic material is becoming the biological harddisk. Bacteria will be the future thumbdrives, USB drives and what not.

You dont need to take backups any more as bacteria replicate themselves in no time you will end up with multiple copies of the same data. No need to burn DVDs or backup on tape drives any more!!! Bacteria on an average need 20 mins to divide. So the bottom line is once in every 20 mins you can double the number of your backups!!

My thoughts then went even further!!

Bacterial backup are bioderadable, no need to worry about disposing unwanted data!!

What’s more striking is the thought about storing one’s private information. No need to store your private info in any external device anymore. Because there is always a risk that somebody might steal the device, say your mobile memory or your hard disk or a DVD.. So I thought why not instead store the info in bacteria and then store the bacteria within us!!

Humans have a great variety of oral bacteria in our mouth. They are harmless and always stay there, except that if you dont brush properly they will increase in n folds and will cause a bad breath!

So cant we store all our personal info in these oral bacteria!! This storage seems to me a lot more safer option than storing our personal info like credid card details, passwords, bank account numbers, social security data etc in some external device.

But be careful then, your saliva contains your personal data, dont get seduced by a stranger and start kissing, you risk your private data by doing so, Data thefts by kissing might be a common news item in the future ;-)

But you are at a risk even while you brush, somebody might be waiting down the sewage line hunting for your oral bacteria! Spitting becomes a risky business.. A better way out would be to encrypt the data in the bacteria so that only you can decrypt it..

Store the decrypting key, where else, in your brain!!

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